If you mixed three parts geek with a cup of badass and added a dash of zane, it would yield Joey Parsons.

I’m an avid open source advocate and an employee of SugarCRM. I enjoy developing web sites (usingĀ PHP, Ruby on Rails), administering servers, and dishing out pain on worldwide Tetris DS. I disappear for a while every year when the newest Madden comes out and love the New York Jets more than anyone outside of the Tri-State area.

I’m one truly blessed person as I work from home and despite living deep in the heart of Texas, I can find literally anything you can think of within walking distance from my tree-shaded house.

I have the most wonderful girlfriend ever. We live near downtown Austin with a crazy dog and fat cat.